COMIC BOOK MOVIES THATSMELL OF MONKEY POO!Part 1

After hours of long work and questioning various Humans by my Monkey Army, here are the final results for the worst Comic Book movies ever made:

15. Swamp Thing

All the basic elements are still here from the comic, Allec Holland falls into a swamp after a massive explosion brought on by some evil henchmen of Arcane. An evil criminal mastermind who wants to steal Alec's magic concoction. But Wes Craven wants to turn this into a spoofy monster movie from the 1950s. Totally missing the gothic horror of the 1970s Comic by Len Wein and Berni Wrightson. Awful acting by Adrienne Barbeau and also spawned a sequel (what was the studio thinking) with Heather Locklear!?!!

14.Steel

Yeah, great idea...let's make a movie starring that great thespian Shaquille O'Neal and let's not even use much of the source material from DC's Steel comic book. Stick to Basketball, or something that doesn't involve talking, you mumbling giant.

13.Howard the Duck

Steve Gerber's Marvel Comic is given it's big screen incarnation strarring Lea Thompson (post Back to the Future) and Tim Robbins!!? A great actor who probably shouldn't even be in this movie, but he was young and starving, so we'll forgive him. The comic book had such a cult following and any attempts to bring its originality to the screen failed miserably. Goofy and sophomoric--should appeal to kids and coma patients.

12.Superman 3

After two great Superman movies we're offered this piece of poo. Richard Pryor stars with Christopher Reeves in this slapstick version of Superman. Best parts: The evil Superman flicking peanuts at bottles in a bar and Superman and Clark Kent battling it out in a junkyard with Clark getting crushed in the heavy machinery. Hilarious!

11.Batman Forever

The third Batman movie is the first directed by Joel Schumacher--oh, why did you leave us Tim Burton? Totally trashing what Burton had brought to the earlier Batman movies--a dark, brooding Batman--Schumacher gives us Val Kilmer as Batman. Blonde and bland. Trying to get more bang for their buck, Robin shows up plus Two-face and Jim Carrey over-acting as usual, as The Riddler. A Neon piece of dog turd.

10.Elektra

Jennifer Garner stars in this prequel to the just-as-crappy Daredevil. This ain't Frank Miller's version of Elektra, this is a movie with awful acting by Garner and a bunch of flying ninjas and Typhoid Mary thrown in just for the hell of it. Crap!